When JFK was President of America, they asked Marilyn Monroe, with whom he was allegedly having an affair, to sing Happy Birthday to him in a dress they had to sew her into. The similarities between that event and these good wishes are ... minimal. (I don't have the figure for that dress).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN WOOLLEY!
Thank you for all that you have done for the club, you don't look a day over 50!