Frostgrave extravaganza

Four die-hard fantasy fans who weren't invited to participate in any other games shall compete to see who is best at dragging tiny treasure tokens over plastic terrain.

It's always snowing in Falstad, the fallen city of magic. Your wizard, bereft of snow tyres and central heating, ventures into the ftozen ruins to fight monsters and capture ancient magical knowledge. Because he's an arrogant idiot and collaboration is beyond his limited thinking.

Much chaos and hilarity ensues.

Will Bob the zombie survive?

Will there be any new short jokes?

Will teleport be the least-cast spell?

Who cares?

Open to other would-be wizards, but frankly, why would you?